3+ day, 11+ hour ago   (874+ words) UK weather map forecast shows sudden giant cloud shaped like turnip, according to an emergency briefing held behind the vending machines at Ipswich Town Hall. By Our Angling Correspondent: Courtney Pike The great vegetable mass appeared to be drifting eastwards…...

3+ day, 11+ hour ago   (987+ words) A smart meter billing error charges a Suffolk home £1m for boiling a kettle, according to a bill that has left one Ipswich man considering whether a teabag is really worth it. By Our Norfolk Reporter: Ian Bred The letter, which…...

5+ day, 12+ hour ago   (943+ words) This article is satire. Please do not ring the passport office about the stamp, the queue, or the council. By Our Economics Editor (on secondment from the Peking Times): Foo Tse IPSWICH – Passport renewal track application delays blamed on single…...

5+ day, 12+ hour ago   (262+ words) Binface Binned As Farage Crushes Comedy Candidate In Clacton. By Our Political Correspondent: Polly Ticks CLACTON-ON-SEA – Count Binface was facing an uncertain future today after being comprehensively defeated in the Clacton-on-Sea by-election by Reform UK leader Nigel Farage. Farage secured…...

5+ day, 12+ hour ago   (290+ words) By Our Norfolk Reporter: Ian Bred IPSWICH — Residents of central Ipswich are coming to terms with the sudden closure of Bob’s Café, a local institution long celebrated for its moderately warm bacon rolls and translucent, weak tea. The cafe was…...

6+ day, 5+ hour ago   (280+ words) The rivalry’s roots go back further than either club’s move to the top flight, and its story has unfolded in fits and starts rather than a smooth, continuous history. Chelsea’s very existence owes something to Fulham. In 1904, businessman Gus Mears…...

6+ day, 11+ hour ago   (1026+ words) A new batch of speed camera fine updates has left motorists facing the deeply British problem of having to look miserable while travelling at a perfectly legal 29mph. By Our Security Correspondent: Ben Twarters One Bury St Edmunds motorist, who asked…...

6+ day, 11+ hour ago   (161+ words) Wrapped Tall Statue of Former PM Raises Eyebrows at Heathrow. By Our Political Correspondent: Polly Ticks LONDON — A 30-foot bronze statue of Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer arrived at Heathrow Airport on Tuesday, delivered via an American Airlines cargo flight…...

1+ week, 5+ day ago   (853+ words) The claim that declassified ufo documents uk prove aliens run norfolk council has been described as “deeply troubling” by residents, chiefly because it would explain why the council website asks for a password that has not worked since 2009. By Our…...

1+ week, 5+ day ago   (335+ words) Donald Trump confronts a Florida alligator, talking it into retreating. By Our Security Correspondent: Ben Twarters DORAL, Fla. — A routine round of golf at Trump National Doral was briefly interrupted Thursday afternoon when a 20-foot American alligator strayed onto the…...