17+ hour, 7+ min ago  (454+ words) The U. S. -Iran War has captured hearts and headlines all over the world. Now, with a two-week ceasefire agreement in place, here's how popular media outlets are reporting it: Fox News: In Spite Of Ceasefire, Hope Persists Iran Will Be Nuked…...

17+ hour, 56+ min ago  (189+ words) MIDDLE EAST " The nations of the Middle East celebrated the announcement of a ceasefire with an massive fireworks display that lit up the entire region. Rockets flashed across the sky, heading every direction, in a beautiful commemoration of the end…...

19+ hour, 57+ min ago  (411+ words) U. S. " Sporting apparel giant Nike has released a new ad campaign alongside Tiger Woods, featuring the slightly updated slogan "Just Use Your Billion Dollars To Hire A Full-Time Driver". Nike Releases New Tiger Woods Ad Campaign 'Just Use Your Billion Dollars…...

20+ hour, 58+ min ago  (213+ words) NINTH CIRCLE OF HELL " Satan announced Wednesday that all its appliances going forward will be controlled by the Apple TV Remote. "Today, Hell is finally at the forefront of modern technology and " where did I put that thing," said Satan,…...

21+ hour, 36+ min ago  (698+ words) WASHINGTON, D. C. " The political world was set on edge once again on Wednesday, with experts urging everyone to prepare for the worst as President Donald Trump threatened to nuke a local used car dealership unless it agreed to come down another…...

22+ hour, 43+ min ago  (250+ words) babylonbee. com World In Shock As Trump Takes Seemingly Extreme Position To Negotiate Best Possible Deal WORLD " People across the globe were left in utter shock as President Trump staked out a seemingly extreme position in order to negotiate the…...

1+ day, 14+ hour ago  (197+ words) TEHRAN " A cackling President Donald Trump completely psyched out the Iranian regime by threatening nuclear war and then dropping bombs that only shoot out little flags that say "POW!". Psych! Trump Drops Bombs That Just Shoot Out Little Flags That…...

1+ day, 18+ hour ago  (203+ words) VAN NUYS, CA " Newly engaged couple Barrett Brown and Melissa Mc Claren excitedlywedding registry at a local Chevron station, sources close to the happy couple said. "We are asking our friends and family to please buy us gas," Mc Claren…...

1+ day, 19+ hour ago  (214+ words) Steve and Timpani moved from California to Texas in the hit series Californians Move To Texas. There were a few cultural differences they weren't prepared for in going from California wokeness to Texas freedom. Now their story continues. .. The New…...

1+ day, 19+ hour ago  (172+ words) The dark side of the moon has long been the subject of myth and speculation. What mysteries lie beyond the known lunar surface in that dark realm beyond our telescopes? Now, The Babylon Bee can reveal what the crew of…...