1+ hour, 52+ min ago  (20+ words) FRISCO, TX - Chaos descended on Christ Methodist of Frisco as the all-white choir attempted to sing an African spiritual....

5+ hour, 52+ min ago  (50+ words) News broke this morning that the United States and Iran have agreed to the framework of a peace deal, and our investigative team here at The Babylon Bee has managed to secure a leaked copy. Here, presented for the first…...

7+ hour, 27+ min ago  (26+ words) U. S. " After yet another failed assassination attempt against President Trump yesterday, the national media has agreed to just start reporting when Trump wasn't shot at....

23+ hour, 44+ min ago  (153+ words) BANGOR, ME " Democratic Senate candidate Graham Platner has smoothed things over with supporters by covering up his Nazi death squad tattoo with a new tattoo of the communist hammer and sickle. Liberals have praised the move by Platner, stating it…...

2+ day, 2+ hour ago  (32+ words) Getting a little tired of youth pastors teaching the Parable of the Talents and then asking you to go stack some chairs? Consider telling everyone you have the spiritual gift of encouragement....

2+ day, 2+ hour ago  (24+ words) WASHINGTON, D. C. " Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard was forced to resign on Friday after President Donald Trump discovered that she's not blonde....

2+ day, 3+ hour ago  (263+ words) NEW BRITAIN, CT " Local tax preparer Frank Mac Arthur recently discovered an amazingly effective way to lose weight that makes simple use of crippling stress and anxiety. Mac Arthur had already given up on shedding the 40 pounds his doctor told…...

2+ day, 4+ hour ago  (254+ words) DES MOINES, IA " After a tense end-of-month budgeting session, local couple Derek and Amanda Hollister confirmed on Friday that "throw pillows" had once again narrowly edged out "food" as the family's largest monthly expense. According to sources inside the home,…...

2+ day, 5+ hour ago  (268+ words) Talk show host Steven Colbert signed off this week after CBS aired his final episode of The Late Show, leaving him on the hunt for his next professional endeavor. But what will he do next? The Babylon Bee is here…...

2+ day, 6+ hour ago  (28+ words) WASHINGTON, D. C. " President Donald Trump confirmed on Friday that, instead of attending his son's wedding in the Bahamas, he had a very special surprise for him: Cuba....