3+ hour, 11+ min ago  (445+ words) Greetings, Wonketeers! I'm Hooper, your bartender. And I've just come off a double shift with a deadline approaching for this article, so bear with me if we ramble a bit. I'm working on rum, three shots of Fernet, and spite....

5+ hour, 19+ min ago  (866+ words) 'The portion nearest the shower would often be soaked through; the staff was never quite sure why, but they worried about mold growing underneath,' Haberman and Swan wrote. 'The solution was to lay a small piece of the same carpet…...

11+ hour, 20+ min ago  (586+ words) Hello friendlies of love! Wonkette is taking Juneteenth off because hell yeah we are. Enjoy some morning tabs, maybe something around noon, and then an early cocktail! Reduced posting this weekend as well! Your weekend movie? Never heard of it!...

1+ day, 2+ hour ago  (386+ words) Even with the transparency built into the system with the reporting requirements, Good Government types still worry that such donations are a way for companies and big money interests to signal their support for pols, while the pols point out…...

1+ day, 4+ hour ago  (353+ words) This past weekend, with very little fanfare, the Texas Republican Party voted to add a plank to their platform citing their desire to "protect fetal life from destructive practices, such as IVF and commercial surrogacy" " even though 65 percent of actual…...

1+ day, 5+ hour ago  (695+ words) Did you hear the one about how French President Emmanuel Macron convinced Trump to surrender to Iran at Versailles? That's a pretty funny one, especially so because he's too stupid to understand why educated people are laughing so hard right…...

1+ day, 8+ hour ago  (670+ words) In one of the most devastating examples of police brutality in recent memory, a police officer in Senatobia, Mississippi, shot and killed one-year-old Kohen Kartier Wiley in a Walmart parking lot this past weekend. Was it because the child was…...

1+ day, 9+ hour ago  (613+ words) It's so funny when Donald Trump calls somebody "highly respected," as it is like the kiss of death, the clearest indicator that exists that that person is considered somewhere below anal tumors on the human respectability chart. Anyway, he has…...

1+ day, 11+ hour ago  (766+ words) Bonjour amigos, I have returned. First your tabs! Giving up our putative goodness has made us weaker too, and that's why we lost the stupid motherfucking Iran war. (Noah Berlatsky at Everything Is Horrible) Is $300 billion more than $3 billion? There…...

2+ day, 2+ hour ago  (413+ words) Specifically, the 15 are all charged with "Conspiracy to Impede or Injure a Federal Officer," which doesn't necessarily mean any federal officers were injured. Several are charged with making threats or stalking, too, but how well the charges will hold up…...