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Wonkette Movie Night: The Devil And Miss Jones
10+ hour, 34+ min ago (436+ words) I had previously not seen this film when I sat down on Friday to watch and write about it. But I was tickled when it started with this bit of Wonky snark: Dear Richest Men in the World: We made…...
Nice Things! Oh How We've Missed You.
15+ hour, 37+ min ago (457+ words) I searched for “Nice Things” in the Wonkette archives and the first thing that came up was from 2020, written by Dok and the header picture just happened to be of my kitty Bear squeezing all of his floof into a…...
President Grandpa To Power Aircraft Carriers With Water Wheels
17+ hour, 9+ min ago (605+ words) And lest we forget, electromagnetic catapults for launching planes off aircraft carriers. Well, Donald J. Trump is president, and so no longer will America’s armed forces labor under the constraints of new and more efficient technology. On Thursday, the White House…...
AOC Is Freezing Her Eggs And The Right Is Being Very Normal And Not Weird About That
19+ hour, 7+ min ago (215+ words) I’m gonna guess that these people don’t watch Housewives, because if they did, they’d know that everyone fast forwards through an IVF storyline. Anyway, it will not shock you that this is the theory put forth by our gal Laura…...
Today Is National Lemon Meringue Day, And That's About As Interesting As It Gets
20+ hour, 24+ min ago (336+ words) The two most interesting birthdays today, I swear, are Ethel Barrymore and Bobby Caldwell, a guy most famous for being a guy people are very surprised to find out was a white guy all along. Another thing I definitely didn’t…...
Secret Message in a Bottle. Wonkette One A Day for 8/14/26!
1+ day, 13+ hour ago (200+ words) Good afternoon, friends and lovers, here is what we wrote at you today! You all DO read your tabs, right? How else will you know if I ever send a secret message just to you??? (I am not sending secret…...
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Better Filthiest Martini Ever!
1+ day, 14+ hour ago (727+ words) You know who we love? You. 2 ½ oz Chopin vodka 1 oz olive brine 3 unstuffed green olives Pinch smoked sea salt 3 bleu cheese stuffed olives Extra virgin olive oil Add the vodka and brine to a cocktail shaker. Add ice and water…...
What's Nice In Kansas? How About A Democratic Senate Nominee With Big Mr. Rogers Vibes?
1+ day, 16+ hour ago (791+ words) Despite its bizarre rightwing bent since Jeff Bezos decided to cozy up to Donald Trump, the Washington Post still sometimes has its moments, like this Friday Kathleen Parker column (gift link) with the tantalizing headline “Why Kansas might elect its…...
President Brain Trauma's Name Could Go Back On Kennedy Center Thanks To This One Weird Trick
1+ day, 17+ hour ago (571+ words) Ho ho, Kennedy Center board of directors, aren’t you the cleverest of assholes. Trump is appealing that judge’s order. In the meantime, the board came up with a workaround that, while obviously violating the spirit of the judge’s order, may…...
Trump Kills Marco Rubio's Anti-Money-Laundering Law, Likes His Russian Crime-Boss Money Shiny And Clean:D
1+ day, 20+ hour ago (454+ words) An overview by the nonpartisan Financial Accountability and Corporate Transparency (FACT) Coalition explained in 2020 why the bill was a terrific way to fight financial crimes: Anonymous companies are the vehicle of choice for the criminal and the corrupt to launder…...