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People rushing to get in early on £99 mystery holiday to European Christmas market
1+ day, 21+ hour ago (289+ words) We know it may be a little too soon to mention Christmas, but we like to be prepared when it comes to the festive season, and we’ve spotted a Christmas market offer that you simply can’t miss out on. If,…...
Former Clacton MP hammers Nigel Farage for 'creating the small boats crisis' via Brexit
1+ day, 20+ hour ago (472+ words) Get this guy a megaphone and a soapbox – because this point needs to be heard far and wide. Giles Watling, the previous MP for Clacton up until 2024, has hit out at Nigel Farage and accused him of ‘creating the small…...
You can buy a MacBook Air for as cheap as £69 saving you 67%
1+ day, 21+ hour ago (254+ words) As much as we’d love to splash out on the latest MacBook, we simply cannot afford to part with that much money. We’re often looking for reliable refurbished tech products that’ll work just as well, but won’t impact our bank…...
Count Binface got a higher vote share in Clacton than Liz Truss at the general election
1+ day, 22+ hour ago (231+ words) We can all agree Count Binface put in a sterling effort in the Clacton by-election campaign. The intergalactic space warrior won almost 10,000 votes in his battle with Farage, taking just over a quarter of the vote. Farage ultimately won the…...
Parliamentary watchdog immediately reopens Farage investigation after Clacton by-election
2+ day, 3+ hour ago (424+ words) The London Economic - Do Not Process My Personal Information The investigation into Nigel Farage over the non-disclosure of a £5m sum from a crypto billionaire has resumed, the website of Parliament’s standards commissioner has confirmed in an update. Previously, the website…...
Aston Martin Vanquish review: 824bhp V12 tested over 235 miles
2+ day, 3+ hour ago (625+ words) It’s hard to overstate the importance of the aesthetics, because the Aston Martin Vanquish makes you feel good on approach, then again when you’re walking away. It’s hard to argue that Aston Martin is on anything but the top of…...
Count Binface comes second in Clacton by-election with over a quarter of the vote
2+ day, 5+ hour ago (213+ words) Count Binface has secured his best ever election performance after finishing second in the Clacton by-election. The intergalactic space warrior claimed a remarkable 9,455 votes in Clacton, representing over a quarter of votes. The winning candidate, who did not turn up…...
Elon Musk posts AI slop video about him 'buying the UK"
3+ day, 1+ hour ago (282+ words) Elon Musk seems determined to keep his title as the world’s unfunniest man after he posted a bizarre AI video of him as Austin Powers. Over the last couple of years, Musk has on several occasions decided to insert himself…...
Count Binface says he is 'bin it to win it' as polls open in Clacton
3+ day, 4+ hour ago (341+ words) The London Economic - Do Not Process My Personal Information It’s finally arrived, the titanic political battle for the ages between Count Binface and Nigel Farage for the parliamentary seat of Clacton. On Thursday, the polls opened in the Essex constituency,…...
Count Binface would beat Nigel Farage in country-wide vote - poll
3+ day, 21+ hour ago (372+ words) Tomorrow, voters will go to the polls to decide if they want to send Nigel Farage back to Parliament or if they’d rather be represented by the people’s champion, Count Binface. Be in no doubt about it, Farage is almost…...