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Why Derek Jeter Deserves Credit For The Bears Steamrolling The Browns
1+ hour, 23+ min ago (184+ words) The 6-foot-5, 306-pound lineman out of Utah didn’t realize a special guest was in the audience that day. Shortly after Kump’s rousing rendition, coach Ben Johnson brought out none other than New York Yankees icon Derek Jeter to speak to…...
How The Bears May Have Found Another Nahshon Wright
11+ hour, 14+ min ago (503+ words) I’m a football writer with more than 15 years covering the Chicago Bears. I hold a master’s degree in the Teaching of Writing from Columbia College Chicago, and my work on Sports Mockery has earned more than twenty million views. I…...
Here Are The Chicago Bears' Biggest Winners And Losers Of The Preseason Opener
17+ hour, 47+ min ago (703+ words) Here Are The Chicago Bears’ Biggest Winners And Losers Of The Preseason Opener Sports Mockery Here Are The Chicago Bears’ Biggest Winners And Losers Of The Preseason Opener The Chicago Bears took care of business in their preseason opener against…...
Why Tyson Bagent Could Be Auditioning For The Browns Quarterback Job
21+ hour, 58+ min ago (518+ words) I’m a football writer with more than 15 years covering the Chicago Bears. I hold a master’s degree in the Teaching of Writing from Columbia College Chicago, and my work on Sports Mockery has earned more than twenty million views. I…...
Why It Appears The NFL Is Benching Kevin Warren In The Bears Stadium Saga
1+ day, 53+ min ago (207+ words) That is what Shia Kapos of Politico revealed on August 14th. Goodell has apparently met personally with select Illinois lawmakers in an effort to break the deadlock. Bears Chatter: NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell continues to be involved in discussions about where…...
Bears Eyeing Vita Vea Trade Is Surprising, But It Could Solve Their Biggest Problem
1+ day, 9+ hour ago (528+ words) Sports Mockery Bears Eyeing Vita Vea Trade Is Surprising, But It Could Solve Their Biggest Problem The Chicago Bears spent months teasing the possibility of a big trade for defensive line help. Of course, most of that was centered around…...
Insider Jay Glazer Confirms A Major Theory About Caleb Williams' Progress
1+ day, 12+ hour ago (461+ words) Insider Jay Glazer Confirms A Major Theory About Caleb Williams’ Progress Sports Mockery Insider Jay Glazer Confirms A Major Theory About Caleb Williams’ Progress A few days ago, I wrote about the unusual situation at Chicago Bears training camp. While…...
White Sox’ Latest Catching Addition Could Have a Hidden Benefit
1+ day, 14+ hour ago (503+ words) On Friday, the Chicago White Sox claimed catcher Jake Rogers off waivers from the Boston Red Sox and designated left-hander Joe Rock for assignment. It’s no secret the White Sox’s catching situation has been one of the worst in baseball,…...
Even Packers Media Are Saying The Quiet Part Out Loud About Ben Johnson And Matt LaFleur
1+ day, 20+ hour ago (457+ words) Sports Mockery Even Packers Media Are Saying The Quiet Part Out Loud About Ben Johnson And Matt LaFleur Chicago Bears head coach Ben Johnson didn’t mince words during his introductory press conference. He stated that he loved beating Green Bay…...
Why Jaylon Johnson Can't Wait To Get A Piece Of D.J. Moore
2+ day, 1+ hour ago (472+ words) I’m a football writer with more than 15 years covering the Chicago Bears. I hold a master’s degree in the Teaching of Writing from Columbia College Chicago, and my work on Sports Mockery has earned more than twenty million views. I…...