8+ hour, 19+ min ago  (206+ words) FURLOW, AR " Leadership at local megachurch Cross Action Worship (CAW) was reportedly torn this week between supporting missionaries to India and having pickleball courts installed. "It's a tough decision," said Pastor Brent Boyle. "On the one hand, we have a…...

10+ hour, 39+ min ago  (109+ words) Millions of people have only just learned from Congresswoman Ilhan Omar that there have actually been 11 World Wars, not just two. Sadly, most Americans do not even know the most basic facts about these critical historical events....

11+ hour, 40+ min ago  (34+ words) U. S. " Members of the national media remained completely baffled as to the target or motive of a gunman carrying a detailed, 47-page manifesto entitled "Why I'm Going To Kill Donald J. Trump."...

10+ hour, 54+ min ago  (26+ words) CHINO, CA " A casual greeting between two local men quickly turned disastrous, ensnaring them in an infinite loop of saying, "I'm good, man, how are you?"...

11+ hour, 40+ min ago  (34+ words) U. S. " Members of the national media remained completely baffled as to the target or motive of a gunman carrying a detailed, 47-page manifesto entitled "Why I'm Going To Kill Donald J. Trump."...

12+ hour, 11+ min ago  (33+ words) WASHINGTON, D. C. " Secretary of War Pete Hegseth awoke Tuesday morning with a brutal hangover, only to be seized with terror by the sight of British Redcoats standing on the White House lawn....

12+ hour, 33+ min ago  (38+ words) WASHINGTON, D. C. " A heated dispute broke out on Capitol Hill on Tuesday as President Donald Trump and Congresswoman Ilhan Omar clashed over whether the correct title of the Apostle Paul's epistle was "Two Corinthians" or "Eleven Corinthians."...

1+ day, 13+ hour ago  (312+ words) WASHINGTON, D. C. " President Trump announced on Monday that his administration had officially entered into ceasefire talks with the Democrats. "I'm hoping they'll stop trying to kill me," he said. "It would make my presidency run a lot smoother if I could…...

1+ day, 8+ hour ago  (43+ words) U. S. " On the heels of yet another attempted act of political violence being used for laughs by late-night talk show hosts, Americans expressed a deep longing for the good old days when comedians were funny and didn't wish death on people....

1+ day, 9+ hour ago  (37+ words) As a student, it's wise to pick up clues from your teacher " whether it's their expectations of you, what they might include on the final exam, and whether they are plotting to assassinate the U. S. President....