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We Regret The Error. Tabs, Thurs. , July 2, 2026

1+ hour, 59+ min ago  (319+ words) The Slaughter case and how the Supreme Court is perfectly willing to let Trump advance his corruption in every American agency " until Roberts et al. make a "pragmatic decision" (i. e. not a constitutional one) to keep the idiot from destroying the…...

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Energizer Bunny Wonkette One-A-Day for 7/1/2026!

13+ hour, 58+ min ago  (92+ words) Good evening, we're still going! First there were tabs! Lol good hed me! Evan looked at all these lunatic reax to Trump v. Barbara, the birthright citizenship decision, and the ones from The Federalist's Sean Davis are genuinely upsetting: ( I legit…...

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Welcome To Donald Trump's Exciting New World Of Student Loan F*ckery!

17+ hour, 6+ min ago  (397+ words) So yeah, let's see how the new rules screw student borrowers and their families, who gets screwed most badly (surprise! It's lower-income folks!), and what devious new plans are still being held up in the courts. The changes won't hit…...

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JD Vance Hopes Pope Leo Has Learned That Racist MAGA Nazis Deserve Respect Too

18+ hour, 51+ min ago  (674+ words) There have been many hysterical and insane reactions from MAGA over the Supreme Court refusing to draw little swastikas all over the Constitution in its birthright citizenship ruling yesterday, instead electing to leave the text be for now. Therefore, he's…...

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New Poll: People Lacking Decent Healthcare More Likely To Believe Antivaxx Bullsh*t

21+ hour, 57+ min ago  (507+ words) Also, the nice nonpartisan health policy wonks at KFF use the term "myths" instead of lies, disinformation, codswallop, or fucking bullshit. Professional and all, but probably too kind. (The authors do clearly identify the lies as "false beliefs," so that's…...

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I, Vladimir Putin, Am Blowing Up Own Oil Refineries For Russian People's Amusement. Yes, That Is Ticket!

23+ hour, 22+ min ago  (503+ words) Greetings, human-sized fleshy cysts of Wonkette! It is I, Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, and yes, I am here to once again make the speaking with you! It is busy summer here in Moscow. The sun is high, the birds are out,…...

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Birthright Citizenship Sends Fearful, Blubbering MAGA Nazis Searching For Final Solution

1+ day, 16+ min ago  (1210+ words) Hi, Donald Trump, hi, JD Vance, hi, Stephen Miller, hi, Sam Alito, hi, Clarence Thomas, hi, Neil Gorsuch, hi, Brett Kavanaugh, hiiiiiiiii. OK. But this is also the senile man who is currently attacking Maggie Haberman on Truth Social by…...

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The Grift That Keeps On Griving! Tabs, Wed. , July 1, 2026

1+ day, 2+ hour ago  (440+ words) Honestly pretty surprised the Supreme Court declined to save their special boy from his millions and millions in damages payable to E. Jean Carroll. (Public Info) Like I know he already made $4 billion off the presidency, but he still gets mean…...

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Your Big Supreme One-A-Day For 6/30/26!

1+ day, 16+ hour ago  (115+ words) Hello, here is your one-a-day, and it was a big one. Here is where you There were these big tabs. Megyn Kelly being a big white supremacist some more. The Supreme Court wanting big pats on the back for upholding…...

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In Which Christopher Rufo Heroically Fends Off Ezra Klein's Attempts To Paint Him As 'Reasonable"

1+ day, 16+ hour ago  (1867+ words) Rufo is a very smart and often quite honest analyst of his own side. One thing I appreciate about him is he always says what he is doing clearly and in public. And if you listen to him, he seems…...