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thepoke. com > 07/02/2026 > 17-trends-that-quickly-became-unpopular

What was the shortest lived fad? - 17 trends that quickly became unpopular

1+ hour, 13+ min ago  (130+ words) Dominic Carter. Updated July 2nd, 2026 By their nature, fads are popular one minute before being binned off the next. It seems the appeal of fidget spinners and yo-yos was never destined to last forever. But within that, there are exceptionally short-lived…...

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thepoke. com > 07/02/2026 > farage-only-declared-two-of-his-five-homes-on-the-parliamentary-register-of-interests > 2

In 'no-one cares about Farage's finances' news, he only declared two of his five homes on Parliament's register of interests - 19 top takedowns

9+ hour, 13+ min ago  (140+ words) Oonagh Keating. Updated July 2nd, 2026 " Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan) July 1, 2026 " Heather (@Heather JLpals) July 1, 2026 I've been posting about his 5 homes for a while, turns out they are aren't all declared. " Harry Eccles (@Heccles94) July 1, 2026 " Alexei (@MUFC_redarmy99) July 1, 2026 " Alastair Morgan (@Alastair Morgan) July 1, 2026 " Larry the…...

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thepoke. com > 07/02/2026 > jacob-rees-mogg-predicted-the-eu-will-be-gone-in-a-generation-got-owned-into-next-decade

Jacob Rees-Mogg predicted the EU will be gone in a generation, and got owned into the next decade - 17 favourite clapbacks

3+ hour, 31+ min ago  (214+ words) Politics european union jacob rees-mogg Oonagh Keating. Updated July 2nd, 2026 We cross now to the former Minister for Brexit Opportunities, which is a bit like being the Secretary of State for Brighton and Hove Albion's trophy cabinet. Jacob Rees-Mogg " the guy…...

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thepoke. com > 07/02/2026 > this-magnificent-how-to-spot-an-idiot-graduation-speech-gets-more-relevant-with-every-passing-day

This magnificent 'How to spot an idiot' graduation speech gets more relevant with every passing day

4+ hour, 17+ min ago  (329+ words) Poke Staff. Updated July 2nd, 2026 Graduation ceremonies can be very tedious affairs, unless you're the one doing the graduating obviously (and even then they can drag on a bit). But there was absolutely nothing tedious about this particular graduation ceremony in…...

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thepoke. com > 07/02/2026 > a-bunch-of-americans-tried-colmans-english-mustard-for-the-first-time-and-it-went-just-as-well-and-hilariously-as-youd-expect

A bunch of Americans tried Colman's English mustard for the first time and it went just as well (and hilariously) as you'd expect

4+ hour, 53+ min ago  (230+ words) US food and drink Poke Staff. Updated July 2nd, 2026 Time now to return to the ever-widening cultural chasm between the UK and the US, this time the spectre of Americans trying a peculiarly English treat " Colman's English mustard " for the first…...

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thepoke. com > 07/02/2026 > a-bigoted-patriots-loathsome-response-to-harry-kanes-winner-was-a-glorious-own-goal-for-the-ages

A bigoted patriot's loathsome response to Harry Kane's winner was a glorious own-goal for the ages

5+ hour, 15+ min ago  (348+ words) John Plunkett. Updated July 2nd, 2026 Like us you probably won't have come across someone called @Donna Louise1212 before. She's "English. Patriotic [and] says what everyone's thinking' according to her Twitter bio, so you already know what to expect. She was predictably excited…...

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thepoke. com > 07/02/2026 > jd-vance-attempt-at-joke-about-biden-incredibly-awkward > 2

The only thing more awkward than JD Vance's attempt at a joke about Joe Biden was the stony silence from his audience - 23 full-body cringes

8+ hour, 19+ min ago  (172+ words) Oonagh Keating. Updated July 2nd, 2026 No one has tried to politicize the military more than these group of thugs. What a shame. " Reggie B. (@reggiebblue) July 1, 2026 " The Tennessee Holler (@The TNHoller) July 1, 2026 " Dean Blundell" (@Its Dean Blundell) July 1, 2026 " john (@johnsemley3000) July 1, 2026 " J. J. Ellis (@jjellisart)…...

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thepoke. com > 07/02/2026 > trump-said-hed-have-a-threesome-with-his-two-beautiful-sons-and-all-those-carry-on-films-came-back-to-haunt-the-internet

Donald Trump said he'd have a threesome (of medals) with his two 'beautiful' sons, and all those Carry On films came back to haunt the internet - 19 comically raised eyebrows

5+ hour, 17+ min ago  (326+ words) Oonagh Keating. Updated July 2nd, 2026 If the Trump regime could wave a magic wand over their Buffoon-in-chief and change one thing, we suspect it would be to get him to stick to the teleprompter script. For a start, it would save…...

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thepoke. com > 07/01/2026 > jd-vance-said-his-faith-is-why-he-doesnt-like-low-wage-foreigners > 2

JD Vance said his faith is why he doesn't like 'low-wage foreigners', and the internet read him chapter and verse - 19 biblical takedowns

1+ day, 3+ hour ago  (88+ words) US JD Vance religion Oonagh Keating. Updated July 1st, 2026 " Hawaii Delilah" " (@Hawaii Delilah) July 1, 2026 " john (@0bungler) July 1, 2026 " Jeff Potrykus (@jaypo1961) July 1, 2026 " Luxe " (@luxeprogressive) July 1, 2026 " Joe (@not_so_gratian) July 1, 2026 " Geoff Wolfe (@geoffwolfe) June 30, 2026 " Haiku Jonah (@Haiku Jonah) July 1, 2026 " Frank Grimes (@mandaginjir) July 1, 2026 " Daniel Rober (@Prof Dan…...

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thepoke. com > 07/01/2026 > the-bbcs-danny-murphy-went-full-partridge-mode-and-told-world-cup-viewers-a-sad-tale-about-his-cat-16-purrfect-replies

The BBC's Danny Murphy went full Partridge mode and told World Cup viewers a sad tale about his cat - 16 purrfect replies

1+ day, 9+ min ago  (306+ words) David Harris. Updated July 1st, 2026 We certainly have admiration for anyone who has the skills to be a sports commentator. Constantly having to think on your feet, filling any lulls in play with insightful and witty remarks " it's a terrifying seat…...