12+ hour, 32+ min ago  (474+ words) I offered them a biscuit and one of them said, "No thank you, madam, we've got to get this section completed before lunch.' Next thing I know, they're moving my footstool and painting a public right of way through where…...

12+ hour, 20+ min ago  (253+ words) A dog-food diet transforms a Suffolk woman into Britain's first human Golden Retriever. By Our Norfolk Reporter: Ian Bred A 24-year-old dog enthusiast from Bury St Edmunds has become the subject of intense scientific interest after beginning to resemble her…...

1+ day, 12+ hour ago  (288+ words) By Our Norfolk Reporter: Ian Bred BACTON, SUFFOLK " Animal lovers in Bacton, Suffolk, witnessed an overzealous DPD accidentally deliver his load of fish food directly to its end customers. Larry's Pet & Aquarium had placed an urgent express order for fish…...

2+ day, 12+ hour ago  (598+ words) Shoppers at an Aldi on the outskirts of Ipswich were left stunned on Tuesday after a local grandmother calmly demonstrated the so-called local grandma masters "girl grip" Tik Tok trend to carry her entire weekly shopping without a trolley. By…...

2+ day, 12+ hour ago  (211+ words) Budget supermarket chain Aldi has found itself at the centre of a viral consumer design debate following the release of its latest "Pet Collection" water accessory. By Our Consumer Correspondent: Colin Allcabs The item features a two-tone plastic construction consisting…...

3+ day, 12+ hour ago  (989+ words) Motorists at a retail park outside Ipswich say a cashless parking machine refuses to release family car until it hears a sincere apology, in what witnesses have described as "an administrative dispute turning into couples therapy. Retail park management has…...

3+ day, 11+ hour ago  (348+ words) Ipswich man demands "1bn, claiming Bell stole bamboo telephone invention idea. By Our Angling Correspondent: Courtney Pike The long-established history of the telephone has been thrown into fresh uncertainty after a man from Ipswich launched a "1 billion legal claim insisting the…...

3+ day, 12+ hour ago  (743+ words) According to senior figures who spoke on condition of anonymity, mostly because they had wandered into the wrong meeting room and could not find the exit, the move is part of a broader effort to simplify broadcasting for a nation…...

3+ day, 12+ hour ago  (348+ words) Ipswich man demands "1bn, claiming Bell stole bamboo telephone invention idea. By Our Angling Correspondent: Courtney Pike The long-established history of the telephone has been thrown into fresh uncertainty after a man from Ipswich launched a "1 billion legal claim insisting the…...

6+ day, 11+ hour ago  (537+ words) Whitehall was said to be in a state of mild, beige panic last night after reports that Andy Burnham moving Downing Street to a Manchester Greggs following leadership speculation had advanced from "utter nonsense" to "being looked at by a…...