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Luther Burden Is Already Setting The Tone For 2026 By Trolling The Packers
4+ hour, 14+ min ago (516+ words) Sports Mockery Luther Burden Is Already Setting The Tone For 2026 By Trolling The Packers Luther Burden arrived last season as a 2nd round pick of the Chicago Bears. This wasn't a player who had any sort of connection to the team's…...
Caleb Williams Promises To Fix His Completion %. Just Not For The Reason You Think
12+ hour, 25+ min ago (573+ words) Sports Mockery Caleb Williams Promises To Fix His Completion %. Just Not For The Reason You Think Caleb Williams almost had a perfect second season for the Chicago Bears in 2025. He threw for a franchise-best 3, 941 yards, along with 27 touchdowns, while adding…...
New Jonathan Taylor Bears Trade Prediction Would Make Them Super Bowl Contenders
16+ hour, 58+ min ago (524+ words) Sports Mockery New Jonathan Taylor Bears Trade Prediction Would Make Them Super Bowl Contenders The Chicago Bears didn't make any blockbuster trades this offseason. They didn't really have the resources to do so. General manager Ryan Poles opted for a…...
The Chicago Cubs Might Have a New Untouchable Prospect
17+ hour, 8+ min ago (448+ words) Baseball America released its brand new July update, and the Chicago Cubs might just have a new untouchable prospect. Josiah Hartshorn, a 19-year-old outfielder, didn't make his pro debut until this year after he was selected in the sixth round…...
Blackhawks Rebuild Penalty Killing Unit With First Two Signings Of Free Agency
23+ hour, 27+ min ago (208+ words) Before Mikheyev's departure, Chicago got rid of Connor Murphy and Jason Dickinson, two excellent penalty killers in their own right. On the defensive end, they're also losing Louis Crevier, who was traded to the Sabres in the Bowen Byram deal…...
Why The Bulls' Calculated Swing On Norman Powell Is A Smart One
23+ hour, 7+ min ago (571+ words) I'm a football writer with more than 15 years covering the Chicago Bears. I hold a master's degree in the Teaching of Writing from Columbia College Chicago, and my work on Sports Mockery has earned more than twenty million views. I…...
Why The Blackhawks Just Signed Their Top Defenseman To Record-Breaking Deal
1+ day, 1+ hour ago (406+ words) Sports Mockery Why The Blackhawks Just Signed Their Top Defenseman To Record-Breaking Deal After the Chicago Blackhawks traded their fourth overall pick plus other assets to Buffalo for star defenseman Bowen Byram last week, the writing was on the wall…...
Caleb Williams Has The NFL Terrified And The Reason Why Is Leaking Out
1+ day, 4+ hour ago (655+ words) I'm a football writer with more than 15 years covering the Chicago Bears. I hold a master's degree in the Teaching of Writing from Columbia College Chicago, and my work on Sports Mockery has earned more than twenty million views. I…...
The DJ Moore Trade Continues Getting Tons Of Praise. But For The Wrong Reason
1+ day, 13+ hour ago (501+ words) Sports Mockery The DJ Moore Trade Continues Getting Tons Of Praise. But For The Wrong Reason The Chicago Bears traded wide receiver DJ Moore to the Buffalo Bills in March, collecting a 2nd round pick in return. Nationally, it was received…...
White Sox Trade Ben Peoples for High-A Catcher Raises Eyebrows
1+ day, 15+ hour ago (466+ words) The Chicago White Sox pulled the trigger on a bizarre trade Tuesday, sending right-hander Ben Peoples to the Texas Rangers for catcher Ben Hartl." While both players have yet to reach the big leagues, Peoples appeared to be inching closer…...