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It sure looks like Music Man's paramour did some light credit card fraud
3+ hour, 23+ min ago (106+ words) The Rooster | D. J. Byrnes It sure looks like Music Man's paramour did some light credit card fraud Instacart records obtained by The Rooster indicate Congressman Max Miller's girlfriend ordered thousands of dollars in groceries to his Ohio home and D. C. apartment on…...
Rooster in Review: Fraudsters of a feather
2+ day, 21+ hour ago (1068+ words) Ohio House Speaker Matt Huffman, Ohio Senate President Rob Mc Colley and the notorious conman Vivek Ramaswamy are set to hold a press conference later today about the so-called billions of dollars in Medicaid fraud. I assume my invite got…...
OPERS laughed Vivek Ramaswamy's anti-woke business partner out of the room
3+ day, 3+ hour ago (108+ words) The Rooster | D. J. Byrnes OPERS laughed Vivek Ramaswamy's anti-woke business partner out of the room Would you believe the anti-woke business partner of notorious conman Vivek Ramaswamy was leagues out of his depth in a room of seasoned investment professionals? Ohio…...
The fossil fuel foray
5+ day, 3+ hour ago (960+ words) Please submit any and all questions through the Jotform. Political questions are always welcome'especially after last week's primary'but an eclectic mix featuring non-political questions is what makes the monthly mailbags fun to write (and maybe read, too). In 2021, Ohio governor…...
Ohio State's series of unfortunate events - by D. J. Byrnes
1+ week, 3+ hour ago (576+ words) Ohio State's years-long battle against survivors of Dr. Richard Strauss is coming to an end later this year, one way or another. The university has spent nearly $30 million litigating the matter to ensure that survivors don't see one more cent…...
" Ohio State survivors finger the nuclear codes "
1+ week, 3+ day ago (434+ words) It's not looking good for The Ohio State University's defense against survivors of systemic sexual abuse at the hands of dead criminal Dr. Richard Strauss. On Wednesday night, NBC reported on a deposition of former Ohio State Athletic Director Andy…...
Adi-Yost, Dusty Dave!
1+ week, 4+ day ago (106+ words) The Rooster | D. J. Byrnes Ohio Republican Attorney General Dave Yost is expected to resign later today, multiple sources tell The Rooster. His replacement could bring a mindset that clashes with Governor Mike De Wine's legacy. Ohio Republican Attorney General Dave Yost…...
Ohio Primary Autopsy 2026: Big Game Hunting
1+ week, 5+ day ago (69+ words) The Rooster | D. J. Byrnes Ohio Primary Autopsy 2026: Big Game Hunting It's possible Speaker Matt Huffman spent his Tuesday evening browsing wholesale fertilizer prices on the dark web. The material conditions are deteriorating in the increasingly insignificant, polluted backwater outpost that we…...
Ohio Primary 2026: Questions that need answered
1+ week, 6+ day ago (1767+ words) It's Election Day in Ohio, where herds of hardcore political perverts will head to the polls to shape government for a state of 11 million already-damned souls. God help us all, but The Rooster is going to attempt what the youth…...
Ohio State's Chase Center lied to the Dispatch about Yale Law dipshit's demotion
2+ week, 3+ hour ago (590+ words) Longtime readers of The Rooster might remember the halcyon days of February 2026 when we embroiled Ohio State's right-wing make-work center for intellectual midwits in international opprobrium. Ohio State Salmon P. Chase Center Assistant Professor Luke Perez is still on paid administrative…...