22+ hour, 24+ min ago  (178+ words) Ancient Greek author Homer has released his first epic for 3, 000 years, called the Trumpyssey. The story, written in the author's signature iambic pentameter, tells of how King Trump is lured into the Persian Gulf by the Sirens of Likud along…...

2+ day, 23+ hour ago  (142+ words) Writer of the Month The UK's original fake news The well-preserved centenarian puts his longevity down to feasting on and injecting exotic animals. His spokeswoman admitted, 'David has been fortunate to visit many endangered species, while having access to some…...

4+ day, 1+ hour ago  (251+ words) Writer of the Month The UK's original fake news It's the one thing which could save Labour from election catastrophe, say Britain's political pundits. Yes! Labour could pick up thousands of votes from disillusioned punters casting protest ballots against the…...

1+ week, 22+ hour ago  (97+ words) Writer of the Month The UK's original fake news Landlords in Festive Road could be forced to let empty shops in a bid to rejuvenate high streets. Under government plans, due to be unveiled in Tuesday's Queen's Speech, buildings left…...

1+ week, 1+ day ago  (381+ words) Writer of the Month The UK's original fake news The Trump team posted a picture of the big orange man baby playing Uno and 'holding all the cards'. As you win at Uno by getting rid of all your cards,…...

1+ week, 2+ day ago  (204+ words) Writer of the Month The UK's original fake news From midnight tonight, all of your lightbulbs are obselete. New, more efficient and greener bulbs will be available from tomorrow. 'It's the circle of light,' said an industry spokesman. 'Once you…...

1+ week, 2+ day ago  (280+ words) Writer of the Month The UK's original fake news In a startling development like something straight from a Jules Verne novel, a team of scientists has entered the bloodstream of Boris Johnson inside a micro submarine, for what many say…...

1+ week, 4+ day ago  (217+ words) Writer of the Month The UK's original fake news Highest seat of public protection in the land, Number 10 Downing Street, issued the following statement with a sigh and a tone of condescending irritation: 'Look, stop shivering and do try your…...

1+ week, 4+ day ago  (192+ words) Writer of the Month The UK's original fake news With the Welsh Sennedd, Scottish Parliament and a myriad number of local elections taking place on May 7th, the question is - which way would dogs vote? Like anyone has to guess which…...

1+ week, 4+ day ago  (349+ words) Writer of the Month The UK's original fake news News has leaked of a new Andrew Lloyd Webber musical, said to be already in production, which promises to expose the insecurities and precariousness of 21st century work in the theatre industry....