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A 74-Year-Old Recruit from the Port of Brooklyn

1+ hour ago  (697+ words) THE STORY OF A CABIN BOY A 74-Year-Old Recruit from the Port of Brooklyn A Story of Potatoes, Nails, and Ships The cold wind from the East River smelled of salt, diesel, and stale whiskey. For three "...

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Mars is Shook " Episode 2

2+ hour, 12+ min ago  (35+ words) Mars is shook series Mars is Shook " Episode 2 Who is in charge of Earth? Alien Boss " "So, guys, as you remember, our best practice during invasions of other planets is to first find and "...

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Eleven Ways to Please a Woman

5+ hour, 16+ min ago  (39+ words) Advice you might like Eleven Ways to Please a Woman The secret to romance is memory, snacks, and fixing the damn toilet So, it's come to this. You're a man, and you saw the title and thought "...

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Yet More Adventures in Catholicism

1+ day, 9+ hour ago  (35+ words) THE RELIGION FILES Yet More Adventures in Catholicism The story continues DISCLAIMER: This is a humor piece, meant to elicit laughter, or at least a smile and/or some giggles. I am a pretty pious "...

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Riding Shotgun with Gary

1+ day, 10+ hour ago  (487+ words) He smiles and says, "That wasn't bad" Riding Shotgun with Gary We all have that one friend who makes car rides a total nightmare Everyone has one friend. The friend who turns a simple 15-minute "...

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A Vendor Compliance Letter to the Universe

1+ day, 23+ hour ago  (20+ words) A funny take on intelligence, overthinking, and why I'd happily take a downgrade on my brain in my next life....

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An Open Letter To My Grandpawrents

2+ day, 2+ hour ago  (624+ words) FAMILY TIES An Open Letter To My Grandpawrents From a pup who is sick of her humans" shit Dear Grammy & Grampy, I hope this letter finds you well, and that Grampy got the funky smelling cheese "...

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Porta Potty. I'm a changed man now | by Gaydolph Shitler | Jul, 2026

2+ day, 9+ hour ago  (385+ words) Why is there always urine on the floors Porta Potty I'm a changed man now Most people go their whole lives without being threatened in a porta potty. But I am not most people. I'm changed now "...

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