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SINNER SIMMERS AND FALLS APART IN THE WICKED PARIS HEAT " WHY PLAY AT 90 DEGREES?
1+ day, 5+ hour ago (375+ words) PARIS " The River Seine is supposed to be cleaner, but at this stage, it wouldn't bother me if Escherichia coli continued to swirl and trifluoroacetic acid swallowed my arms and legs. Pythons, crocodiles, raw sewage, 19th-century ammunition " bring on the…...
WHEN COLLEGE FOOTBALL WORKS, WHY ARE TONY PETITTI AND THE BIG TEN WRECKING IT?
1+ week, 10+ hour ago (466+ words) What's the economics?" he said of Sankey's plan. When I was in baseball, we never had to convince people that keeping more people in the race is better for everybody," Petitti said this week. But I feel like, in this…...
AN UGLY WHITE SOX FAN TRASHES CROW-ARMSTRONG " HE WAS RIGHT TO BOMBARD HER SUNDAY
1+ week, 4+ day ago (486+ words) It makes no sense to complain about fans in Los Angeles, his hometown, when he didn't know about disreputable ninnies on the South Side of Chicago. Pete Crow-Armstrong only spends time in that part of town for games on 35th Street,…...
THE EASTERN FINALS SHOULD BE IGNORED, WITH ALL OF US ROOTING FOR NEW YORK
1+ week, 4+ day ago (297+ words) What are we doing, man? It's Sunday, Shams. Go to brunch, nerd. Come on!" said Griffin, referring to Charania's meek profile on Amazon Prime. One, I am not a star. Two, I want to win. I'm not self-centered," he said....
WHEN MURAKAMI MAKES ONLY $34 MILLION, BASEBALL DOES NOT NEED A SALARY CAP
1+ week, 5+ day ago (287+ words) There is one side of me " gracious, a former Chicagoan, the South Side is equivalent to the North Side, knowing why unabashed White Sox guy Ozzie Guillen lives in a suburb called Homer Glen " who believes Munetaka Murakami's two-year, $34 million…...
THE THUNDER VS. WEMBANYAMA " WELCOME TO THE NBA'S PRESENT AND DEEP FUTURE
1+ week, 6+ day ago (594+ words) Heart means more than anything, for sure," he said Friday night, smiling. I feel like a lack of experience " we will do it. It's as simple as that." Do what? Beat the Thunder, beat the Knicks, become the youngest star…...
IF SKIP BAYLESS RETURNS TO ESPN, WALT DISNEY WOULD BE FIRING NEW CEO JOSH D'AMARO
2+ week, 3+ hour ago (279+ words) Your new CEO at Disney Company is Josh D'Amaro. He arrived from the theme parks division and knows all about wild thrill rides from Anaheim and Lake Buena Vista to Paris and Tokyo. In the process, he also inherited the…...
THEY DO CARE ABOUT FOOTBALL IN PARIS " PSG, MACRON " BUT NOT OUR FOOTBALL
2+ week, 1+ day ago (297+ words) PARIS " Of course, the locals are discussing football. They wonder about a tackler in red and why she was using both hands to shove President Emmanuel Macron in the face. They are not discussing the Pittsburgh Steelers and New Orleans…...
THE RIVALRY GOLF NEEDS " MCILROY VS. SCHEFFLER " MUST LAUNCH THIS WEEKEND
2+ week, 2+ day ago (615+ words) The biggest person in sports is Rory Mc Ilroy. Do not say Victor Wembanyama, who is the tallest and meanest. Do not say Shohei Woetani, who has struck out 44 times and is batting. 240. Do not say Caitlin Clark, who is…...
LANE KIFFIN IS A SMART MAN: HE WAITED, THEN SPOKE OF RACISM IN MISSISSIPPI
2+ week, 3+ day ago (405+ words) America doesn't like Lane Kiffin, but sometimes, he is smarter than America. He waited a few months, realized the college football season begins in weeks, and gave his best beef to Vanity Fair. He wants people in Mississippi to understand…...