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Playstation announces controllers will now be single use only " The Chaser
6+ hour, 25+ min ago (265+ words) Sony has announced yet another change to the Playstation "service, this time announcing that for now on controllers can only be used one time. This comes after Playstation removed over 500 movies from peoples collections that they already paid for and…...
Trump excited to hear Australia has a new "CSA Party" " The Chaser
1+ week, 9+ hour ago (192+ words) American President and good friend of Jeffery Epstein, Donald Trump has suddenly shown a major interest in Australian politics. This as the possibly confused President perked up when advisors told him that Trump Zali Steggal and Allegra Spender have announced…...
Liberal Party to defund SBS if Israel loses FIFA World Cup " The Chaser
1+ mon, 4+ day ago (290+ words) Party trying to convince Australian voters that they have their best interests at heart, The Liberal Party have announced a drastic plan to defund the SBS if Israel is not the winner of the upcoming men's FIFA World Cup. This…...
Animal penis salesman files for bankruptcy following axing of I'm a Celebrity " The Chaser
1+ mon, 1+ week ago (175+ words) Channel 10 has announced hit show I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here will be "resting' off air for an indefinite amount of time, devastating fans and the edible animal penis industry. Local salesman Richard Butcher told The Chaser that…...
Wong takes strong stance on Israel abusing Aussies by not including a 'hope you're well' in latest email " The Chaser
1+ mon, 1+ week ago (241+ words) Foreign Affairs Minister and "deep concern" enthusiast Penny Wong has taken swift and decisive action following Israeli officials posting footage of Israeli officers assaulting activists from the flotilla bringing aid to Gaza who were being held illegally, including multiple Australians....
News Corp claims fish & chip shop charging for sauce packets is a 'death tax' " The Chaser
1+ mon, 2+ week ago (278+ words) News Corp has slammed the allegedly "radical" Labor government after one reporter was made to pay 50 cents for sauce at their local fish and chip shop. News Corp outlets have denied taking part in a coordinated scare campaign, however they…...
Landlord warns he will raise rent if policies change, as opposed to his current plan to raise rent for no reason " The Chaser
1+ mon, 3+ week ago (213+ words) Local fuckwit James Richman the 4th has spoken to several news outlets to warn them that if the government does anything regarding property profitability or rental rights, he will be "forced" to raise his rent, as opposed to his current plan…...
Nation's Year 11s excited to not have to read Jasper Jones anymore " The Chaser
1+ mon, 3+ week ago (204+ words) Year 11 students around the country have been seen smiling today as they will no longer have to force themselves to trudge through the book "Jasper Jones". This comes after the author, Craig Silvey, plead guilty on child sexual abuse material…...
Pauline says she represents 'everyday Aussies' who are career politicians getting gifted a fucking plane from a billionaire " The Chaser
2+ mon, 3+ day ago (232+ words) One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has reaffirmed her goal of representing the views of "everyday Aussies" like herself as a career politician. This comes after the self-described "everyday battler" was gifted a fucking million dollar plane by Australia"s richest…...
Trump and Vatican make up after discovering mutual love of child predators " The Chaser
2+ mon, 2+ week ago (258+ words) The meme war between President Donald Trump and Pope Leo XIV over the real war in Iran and Lebanon has ended after finding common ground in not arresting child predators. "At first I wanted regime change in the Vatican," said…...