11+ hour, 41+ min ago  (456+ words) Greetings, Wonketeers! I'm Hooper, your bartender. I have been yearning to write a light, delicate, springlike cocktail for this column " something gentle and festive for the season. The news and the weather have consistently crushed my dreams. No more. We're…...

14+ hour, 1+ min ago  (905+ words) Hm, it sounds as if the president's promise that the US can wind down operations in two to three weeks might be " hang on to your hats " bullshit. Donald Trump, the kitchen contractor of presidents: Don't tell us, tell the…...

12+ hour, 4+ min ago  (23+ words) America's bankruptcy ahoy! "" $." " " " " " " " " " ". " " " " " " $" "." https://bsky.app/profile/ronfilipkowski.bsky.social/post/3milzxp7a622o "" $." " " " " " " " " " ". " " " " " " $" "." OK, the billionaires can pay it, then....

16+ hour, 34+ min ago  (1140+ words) Like just yesterday when he "told US Army Chief of Staff Gen. Randy George to retire immediately," a Pentagon official told CNN. He also fired two other Army generals Thursday, a US official said " the chief of chaplains, Maj. Gen....

17+ hour, 59+ min ago  (575+ words) Former Sen. Doug Jones, who from 2018 to 2021 had the remarkable note "(D-Alabama)" after his name, wants to get his parentheses back, but this time as Alabama governor. To do that, he'll need to beat the frontrunner, Tommy Tuberville, who has…...

19+ hour, 6+ min ago  (622+ words) Donald Trump yesterday shitcanned Attorney General Pam Bondi, ending the tenure of the USA's worst ever AG and no doubt setting the stage for 1) an even worse one and 2) an eventual tell-some memoir by Bondi in which she'll insist she…...

20+ hour, 59+ min ago  (602+ words) Good morning beloved terrible ones! Here's your terrible news for terrible people :D Was Pam Bondi shitcanned as Trump II's first attorney general for not wiping the Epstein Files of all the alleged Trump rapes, or for going too easy…...

1+ day, 11+ hour ago  (123+ words) WHOOHOOO, we're having some WONKPARTIES! Fight for your right to Okay, back up, in the beginning there was Tabs. Boys who hate girls who are girls " no, I'm just saying they really hate girls. Robyn had a lot to point…...

1+ day, 11+ hour ago  (404+ words) Did you know that some of you don't even read the morning Tabs, the artisanal newslinks I collect by hand unless it is Monday, when Marcie does them so I don't have to work Sundays, or Tuesday, when Evan does…...

1+ day, 14+ hour ago  (349+ words) Republican leaders in the House and Senate announced Wednesday that they'd broken the impasse over funding the Department of Homeland Security without any of the limits on ICE brutality that Democrats have held out for. The celebration lasted until Thursday…...