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Spread of Bird Flu Creates “Difficult Second Album” for Eastern Rosellas Kid — The Shovel
2+ day, 16+ hour ago (268+ words) The child sensation behind the viral hit song “Eastern Rosellas” has hit a creative slump, after the deadly H5 aviation flu strain wiped out many of the birds that inspire his songs. 7-year-old Miles Phillips was due to return to the…...
Domestic Violence Victim Follows Pauline’s Advice and Checks In to 5-Star Italian Resort — The Shovel
2+ day, 20+ hour ago (277+ words) A woman fleeing domestic violence has thanked Pauline Hanson for her practical advice this week, saying she now realised she had been approaching the problem all wrong. “I was thinking far too locally,” she explained from beside an infinity pool…...
27 Women Killed by Partners This Year Reassured After Pauline Tells Victims “Don’t Put Up With It” — The Shovel
4+ day, 12+ hour ago (154+ words) Australia’s domestic violence crisis has been instantaneously solved after Pauline Hanson gave her sage advice to the 27 women allegedly killed by their partners in 2026 alone. Speaking on Brisbane radio, Hanson said she empathised with victims and gave them the reassurance…...
Loud, Uncontrollable, Constantly Humping Animal Screams at Dog To Sit Down — The Shovel
5+ day, 12+ hour ago (280+ words) In an awkward moment last night during a live TV interview, a loud, uncontrollable, and constantly humping animal ferociously barked at his dog to sit down. Residents in Tamworth almost called animal control services last night when they heard what…...
Trump’s 20% Toll Leaves Aussie Fuel Giants With No Choice But To Increase Profits By 300% — The Shovel
1+ week, 5+ day ago (230+ words) As the United States’ completely necessary war on Iran returns from a brief recess, so too does the opportunity for Australia’s petrol giants to offer up the everyday driver as a sacrifice to their shareholders’ Q1 profit margins. “Whenever Trump says…...
Joke Candidate To Face Count Binface in UK Byelection — The Shovel
2+ week, 3+ day ago (259+ words) Residents in the England constituency of Clacton have voiced their frustration after it was announced that an unserious, irritating attention-seeking cosplayer would contest the upcoming byelection. Count Binface has also announced his intention to run. Voter John Fairweather, who lives…...
USA Through to Final Eight After FIFA Agrees To Overturn Loss To Belgium — The Shovel
2+ week, 5+ day ago (253+ words) The United States has been declared the winner of today’s World Cup match, after Donald Trump called FIFA to claim that the match had been ‘stolen’ by Belgium. In a statement following the call, FIFA said that despite the 4-1 scoreline,…...
FIFA Buckles to Trump’s Demands and Allows US To Carry Firearms During Belgium Game — The Shovel
2+ week, 5+ day ago (327+ words) FIFA President Gianni Infantino has strongly rejected suggestions that Donald Trump has interfered in the World Cup match between the USA and Belgium, after officials agreed to allow Americans to carry semi-automatic weapons “purely on footballing grounds”. Infantino said the…...
Entertainment Archives — Page 24 of 25 — The Shovel
2+ week, 5+ day ago (13+ words) Entertainment Archives — Page 24 of 25 The Shovel Email me the latest articles...
“Angus Taylor Needs To Do Something,” Comments Angus Taylor on Angus Taylor’s Facebook — The Shovel
3+ week, 5+ day ago (258+ words) Former leader of the Opposition Angus Taylor received some harsh feedback about his recent political performance, in the form of an angry comment on Facebook from Angus Taylor. Time and time again, Pauline Hanson’s One Nation has dwarfed the Coalition…...