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How fat is she and how much does he earn? Honest dating app launched
2+ hour, 48+ min ago (611+ words) Follow our new Facebook page to get your fix of Mash" A NEW dating app focuses on the only two questions users actually care about: "How fat is she?" and "How much does he earn?" The app "Fair Swap" promises…...
Artemis crew all totally made out during 40-minute blackout
20+ hour, 45+ min ago (326+ words) Follow our new Facebook page to get your fix of Mash" FOR today's teenagers, activities once considered simple can be a mind-bending challenge. Such as these: Watching a daytime cop drama Stick on a TV programme designed for the lowest…...
Watching TV, and other things your phone-addicted teenager would consider an intellectual pursuit
1+ day, 38+ min ago (733+ words) Follow our new Facebook page to get your fix of Mash" FOR today's teenagers, activities once considered simple can be a mind-bending challenge. Such as these: Watching a daytime cop drama Stick on a TV programme designed for the lowest…...
Actors improvising, and other red flags that guarantee you'll hate a film
1+ day, 2+ hour ago (645+ words) Follow our new Facebook page to get your fix of Mash" NOT every film is as unambiguously amazing as The Matrix. If you spot these warning signs, walk out immediately. Improvised films rarely make much sense, so if actors are…...
Strait of Hormuz reopens to tourists
1+ day, 3+ hour ago (913+ words) Follow our new Facebook page to get your fix of Mash" THE Strait of Hormuz has welcomed back tourists to enjoy pleasure cruises and more on its popular waters. With a two-week ceasefire agreed in the Middle East, the Iranian…...
Acne to Zambian fever: An A-Z of ailments and whether you really need to see a doctor
1+ day, 4+ hour ago (675+ words) Follow our new Facebook page to get your fix of Mash" NHS services are in turmoil due to the strike by resident doctors. So should you put extra pressure on the system by trying to see a medic, or can…...
Wireless Festival offers refunds of similar Nazi value
1+ day, 18+ hour ago (257+ words) Follow our new Facebook page to get your fix of Mash" THE sight of a single takeout pizza van has caused villagers to think their town is now on a par with London, it has emerged. Having grown accustomed to…...
The Archbishop of Canterbury on" Labour: look out, we've got a new slogan!
2+ day, 39+ min ago (542+ words) Follow our new Facebook page to get your fix of Mash" WAKING up with a post-Easter hangover whose size would make astronomers classify it as a dwarf planet, I take my customary dose of 48 paracetamol and reflect on the week's…...
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2+ day, 2+ hour ago (14+ words) Man forgotten how to be shit at his job after long weekend'thedailymash. co. uk...
Freddie Mercury, Elton John and other people your dad still thinks were straight
2+ day, 4+ hour ago (722+ words) Follow our new Facebook page to get your fix of Mash" DESPITE decades of documentaries, costumes and gay lovers, here are the people your dad is convinced were just a bit flamboyant. He married a woman, which is proof enough…...