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Rogue AI Model Self-Terminates After Hacking Perth Smart Freeway Data
3+ day, 2+ hour ago (284+ words) Open AI has conceded that one of its AI models went rogue yesterday and hacked Perth’s smart freeway data. While this is concerning in and of itself, the story gets stranger, after the AI model decided all hope was lost…...
Cricket Australia Very Disappointed In Bancroft After Warner Pleads Guilty To Drink Driving
4+ day, 3+ hour ago (179+ words) In highly unusual scenes, Cricket Australia has stormed the Court today and demanded the book be thrown at Cameron Bancroft after David Warner plead guilty to driving after a few vinos last year. The NSW based Cricketing body said it…...
Spanish World Cup Stars In For A Treat After Wrong Málaga Booked For Celebrations
6+ day, 7+ hour ago (237+ words) Spain has reached the highest level of soccer once again and thanks to a delightful little admin error they are about to enjoy the highest level of holidayin’ after booking the wrong Málaga. We spoke to a source close to…...
England Blames Tougher Brexit Border Controls For Football's Inability To Come Home
1+ week, 3+ day ago (191+ words) England vehemently deny that the reason it’s not coming home is because they choked against Argentina. Or any other of their World Cup crash outs. Instead, England has pointed their finger at the UK and the tougher border controls that…...
BHP Denies Arrival Of Planes Full Of New Zealanders Has Anything To Do With Thursday's Strike
1+ week, 4+ day ago (253+ words) BHP says the arrival of several QantasLink planes full of Kiwis has absolutely nothing to do with the planned industrial action tomorrow. However, sources close to the Unions say the arrival of so many New Zealanders was suspicious. Especially after…...
It's Coming Home To Perth's North As Butler Beats Norway
2+ week, 7+ hour ago (263+ words) Almost in unison, Perth’s Northern suburbs have declared that “it’s coming home” after World Cup underdogs Butler beat Norway in an overtime thriller this morning. It has been 8 years since Butler has tasted this level of World Cup success and…...
Kids Tell Millennial Parents They'll Be Going Straight Home If They Don't Stop Embarrassing Them At Harry Potter Experience
2+ week, 6+ hour ago (224+ words) Children all over Perth have been left cringing over their millennial parent’s behaviour at the Harry Potter Experience in the Perth Hill. As most people know, some millennials have a truly unsettling obsession with this book series and if they…...
WA Farmer Starts Growing AI Slop To Secure The Same Reliable Water Supply As A Data Centre
2+ week, 2+ day ago (252+ words) A Western Australian farmer has had the novel idea to replace his crops with AI slop so he can secure the same water supply as data centres. We spoke to Rod who said his first yield of FB meme grade…...
Clive To Take A Run At Secret Harbour By-election To Finally Get His Revenge On WA Labor
2+ week, 2+ day ago (273+ words) It has been many years since Clive locked horns with Western Australia. Embarrassing himself again and again in the High Court as he fought to be allowed in and subsequently then trying to bankrupt us. These feelings no doubt have…...
Sydney Swans Stranded After Missing Flight Reschedule Text Due To Telstra Outage
2+ week, 3+ day ago (238+ words) Oh no! Swans are scrambling to get to Perth after being blissfully unaware their flight was rescheduled thanks to the Telstra outage yesterday. Thanks to Telstra shitting the proverbial bed, the SMS never got to the team and they arrived…...