5+ day, 17+ hour ago  (536+ words) This article is SATIRE. Quotes, attributions and facts are fictional." LOS ALAMITOS, Calif." On Mar. 30, 2025, Los Alamitos High School fired a large number of their janitors due to a lack of productivity. The floors at LAHS have been astonishingly clean…...

5+ day, 20+ hour ago  (142+ words) This article is SATIRE. Quotes, attributions and facts are fictional. "At least I get to meet my weekly quota pulling over all these incompetent parents," said Officer Stan Still from" LAPD. "Every time I walk down that street I feel…...

6+ day, 32+ min ago  (231+ words) The event started with the 1k Fun Run for kids, who raced to the finish line with a small play area at the end near Main St. 30 minutes later, the 5k and 10k events began, where thousands of runners took off and raced…...

6+ day, 1+ hour ago  (543+ words) This article is SATIRE. Quotes, attributions and facts are fictional. LOS ALAMITOS, Calif. " Last Friday, chaos took place in the Los Alamitos High School courtyard when Sasha Paige was given her birthday present from her best friend. She was sent…...

1+ week, 2+ hour ago  (59+ words) The Griffin Gazette Students go an entire day without AI Your donation will support the student journalists of Los Alamitos High School. Your contribution will allow us to purchase equipment and cover our annual website hosting costs. Katie Arnoult " Apr…...

1+ week, 1+ day ago  (351+ words) This article is SATIRE. Quotes, attributions and facts are fictional. LOS ALAMITOS, Calif. " With the popularity of the Trenta size for Starbucks" world-famous iced coffee and refreshers, the coffee company is now offering a new size, one that is 14 ounces…...

1+ week, 1+ day ago  (543+ words) This article is SATIRE. Quotes, attributions and facts are fictional." LOS ALAMITOS, Calif. " For those who missed out on popular trendy items lately, the thrift shops are the place to be. From the second-latest Stanley cups to last season's viral…...

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1+ week, 1+ day ago  (437+ words) This article is SATIRE. Quotes, attributions and facts are fictional. LOS ALAMITOS, Calif. " Students are in shock after the new hit show "Grinning Friends" was canceled after the first episode. The creators of the show, Jack Connor and Michael Han,…...

1+ week, 1+ day ago  (580+ words) This article is SATIRE. Quotes, attributions and facts are fictional. LOS ALAMITOS, Calif. " It's impossible to miss, but if you haven't heard or seen it, here's the latest news: unrestricted children take over the town of Los Al with a…...