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Trump Appoints Kash Patel To FBI Director After Being Unable To Get In Touch With His First Choice, Fox Mulder...
8+ hour, 29+ min ago —.... — President-Elect Donald Trump announced his intent to appoint... ...unable to get a hold of his first choice, Special Agent Fox Mulder... ...Kash Patel has refused to comment on being Trump's second pick for... ...At publishing time, Kash Patel had been abducted by aliens, forcing...
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Santa Confirms Hunter Biden Still On The Naughty List Despite Presidential Pardon
9+ hour, 9+ min ago —...Though President Joe Biden officially pardoned his son of any crime... ...confirmed that Hunter Biden was still on the "naughty" list... ...At publishing time, sources also confirmed that President Biden himself... ..."Santa saw those pictures from Hunter's laptop....
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Nation's Gays Say They'll Pass On New Jaguar And Just Stick With Their Mustang Convertibles
3+ hour, 55+ min ago —...Mustang," said Chandler Borgins of Los Angeles, California.... ...car," said car enthusiast Jay Leno to reporters.... ...nation's closeted gays had confirmed they'll be sticking with their Ford...
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Hunter Asks If He Can Get His Baggie Of Cocaine Back From The White House Now
4+ hour, 45+ min ago —...White House.... ...A spokesman for the Secret Service confirmed Biden made the request... ...At publishing time, Hunter Biden had reportedly also asked for a...
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10 Drastic Changes Kash Patel Will Make To FBI
6+ hour, 23+ min ago —...The Chief Officer of Quadrapalegic Black Lesbian Representation will... ...No more work retreats at Epstein Island: Kash Patel is such a party...
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Paul Leaves Elf On The Shelf To Monitor Corinthian Church
6+ hour, 5+ min ago —...CORINTH — Paul, called by the will of God to be an apostle of Christ... ...Menahem, an elder.... ..."And it'll be fun finding out where Jangle hides every day," said...
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Biden Forced To Issue Another Pardon After Hunter Commits 17 More Crimes
10+ hour, 16+ min ago —...Joe Biden was forced to issue another pardon after Hunter went out... ...Wholesale European Escorts & Crack.... ...America Starting To Think This 'Joe Biden' Guy Might Be A Liar...
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America Starting To Think This 'Joe Biden' Guy Might Be A Liar
1+ day, 46+ min ago —...he may, on occasion, not be totally honest," said local woman Amy Smith... .... — Americans started to get the sense today that perhaps this "Joe...
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Update: Some People Above The Law
1+ day, 56+ min ago —...Epstein List... ..."Duh," said local man Steve Jennings, in response to the news....
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Trump Renews Relations With Castro Regime
1+ day, 7+ hour ago —...MAR-A-LAGO, FL — In a surprise move, President-elect Donald Trump...