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MS-13 Added To LGBTQ Acronym
45+ min ago —...At publishing time, the Los Angeles Dodgers had announced that Sunday... ...Cherise Hargrave....
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Woman Hears Trumpets Indicating Christ's Return, Frantically Begins Cleaning House
1+ hour, 12+ min ago —...FORREST CITY, AR — According to sources, the trumpet call announcing... ...Indicating Christ's Return, Frantically Begins Cleaning House FORREST CITY...
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Christianity Today: 'Jesus May Not Have Existed And The Bible Is A Lie And God Is Dead"
18+ hour, 35+ min ago —...To which Christianity Today editor-in-chief Russell Moore said, "... ...CAROL STREAM, IL — An article published by Christianity Today calls...
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Catholic Church To Consider Electing Pope Who's A Catholic This Time
20+ hour, 25+ min ago —...candidates down to Mark Wahlberg, Mel Gibson, and JD Vance.... ...be Catholic," said Cardinal Gerard Poupard, archbishop of the church...
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Dalai Lama Quietly Cancels Scheduled Meeting With JD Vance
21+ hour, 44+ min ago —...have Vice President Vance meet with Nancy Pelosi as soon as possible... ...Dalai Lama Quietly Cancels Scheduled Meeting With JD Vance DHARAMSHALA...
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Life Hack: In Lieu Of Reading Book Of Revelation, Just Go Outside And Watch It Happen
22+ hour, 4+ min ago —...Mission accomplished: Satan has just confirmed that Jesus of Nazareth...
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To Overrule The Supreme Court, Trump Establishes New Ultra Supreme Mega Court
22+ hour, 13+ min ago —...Early reports indicated that Ultra Supreme Mega Court Turbo Justices... ...the new Ultra Supreme Mega Court....
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Awkward Start As Saint Peter Asks Francis If He Can Have His Pope Hat Back
23+ hour, 8+ min ago —...Awkward Start As Saint Peter Asks Francis If He Can Have His Pope... ...Francis approached the pearly gates, with the revered Simon Peter...
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Did Dad Get A Glow Up? Yep, That’s A Sexy New Plaid Shirt From Walmart
1+ day, 10+ min ago —...SPRINGFIELD, IL — In a stunning transformation, local dad Greg Thompson...
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People Who Bypassed Legal Process In Migrating To USA Demand Legal Process Before Being Kicked Out
1+ day, 28+ min ago —...At publishing time, the United States Supreme Court ruled that President... ...Maryland Senator Chris Van Hollen went even further, going out of...