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Dolphins Fans Walking Around Like They Own The City

2+ day, 9+ hour ago   (342+ words) KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A delicious cheeseboard is being arranged in the kitchen of a Sydney Roosters fan this KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact Road rage is billowing out of the window of a RAM 1500 this evening as This comes as…...

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Coalition Seemingly Torn Over Whether It Is Inappropriate To Call Their War Hero Colleague A Traitor

2+ day, 15+ hour ago   (478+ words) CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Western Australian Liberal MP and decorated SAS veteran, Andrew Hastie, has this week taken the gloves ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Kofi Annan Of Kogarah has brought an end to Sydney's out- WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT…...

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Sydney's Assorted Gangs To Stop Killing People After Police, Premier Ask Them To Please Not

2+ day, 15+ hour ago   (291+ words) CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Western Australian Liberal MP and decorated SAS veteran, Andrew Hastie, has this week taken the gloves ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Kofi Annan Of Kogarah has brought an end to Sydney's out- WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT…...

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Man Who Didn't Eat Halloumi Within 2 Minutes Now Forced To Chew Through Squeaky Piece Of Rubber

3+ day, 9+ hour ago   (313+ words) MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A 29 year old man who failed to eat his halloumi within the first two minutes JONTY SPEEDMAN | Culture | CONTACT A local pub goer has this evening crashed and burned, following his mutual friend vacating the JONTY…...

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Real Estate Website Adds ‘Not Completely Riddled With Mould’ Search Filter For Aspiring Renters

3+ day, 14+ hour ago   (340+ words) MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A 29 year old man who failed to eat his halloumi within the first two minutes JONTY SPEEDMAN | Culture | CONTACT A local pub goer has this evening crashed and burned, following his mutual friend vacating the JONTY…...

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Mutual Friend Leaving Table For A Piss Provides Excellent Opportunity For Local Man To Forget All Basic Conversation Skills

3+ day, 8+ hour ago   (294+ words) MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A 29 year old man who failed to eat his halloumi within the first two minutes JONTY SPEEDMAN | Culture | CONTACT A local pub goer has this evening crashed and burned, following his mutual friend vacating the JONTY…...

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Mouth-Breathing Bloke Describes Predominately Gay Suburb As “A Bit Out There”

3+ day, 9+ hour ago   (351+ words) JONTY SPEEDMAN | Culture | CONTACT A local pub goer has this evening crashed and burned, following his mutual friend vacating the JONTY SPEEDMAN | Culture | CONTACT A local alpha dog has today been described as “revolutionary” by witnesses following an incredible play…...

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New Dad’s Sneeze Just Became 10 Times Louder

3+ day, 10+ hour ago   (311+ words) JONTY SPEEDMAN | Culture | CONTACT A local alpha dog has today been described as “revolutionary” by witnesses following an incredible play PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT A real estate website is being lauded today after introducing a new search filter for aspiring…...

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Local Big Dog Already Halfway Across The Road Before Green Man Lights Up

3+ day, 10+ hour ago   (306+ words) JONTY SPEEDMAN | Culture | CONTACT A local alpha dog has today been described as “revolutionary” by witnesses following an incredible play PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT A real estate website is being lauded today after introducing a new search filter for aspiring…...

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Militantly Well Trained Border Collie At Park Tempts Young Couple To Make The Worst Decision Of Their Lives

3+ day, 10+ hour ago   (318+ words) JONTY SPEEDMAN | Culture | CONTACT A local alpha dog has today been described as “revolutionary” by witnesses following an incredible play PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT A real estate website is being lauded today after introducing a new search filter for aspiring…...